So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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