it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
