living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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