So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Randomize
