hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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