JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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