I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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