At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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