I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Randomize
