i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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