I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
