Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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