So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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