You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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