Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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