Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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