yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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