who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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