Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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