this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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