he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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