How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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