What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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