i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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