Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Sacagawea was the original milf.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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