just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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