Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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