i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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