i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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