I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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