So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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