yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Randomize