Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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