peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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