this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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