Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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