No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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