What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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