i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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