I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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