She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
