So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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