It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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