I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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