so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We talked him into tasing himself.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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