Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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