is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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