Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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