She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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