at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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