i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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