Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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