so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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