There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Randomize
